Tuesday, September 13, 2005

A scientist joke

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven.......
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........
Einstein's counting......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out.....
"Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..........
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared......
since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal,I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!"

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