Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickensbecauseall of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickensfor thesecond lot had also died.'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'mplanting them too deep.
Balle Balle ........
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down fromAmritsar,where
he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a fewhours. After spending
a few days there, he decided to return, andcalled uphis mother to expect him in the
evening. But he didn't reach in theeveningand not the next day either. When he finally
reached home on the third day,his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar,
ki hoya?"(What Happened, My Son?)The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from
a long journey, andsaid,"Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people arecrazy! Theyhave four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)
Balle Balle ..........
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