Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye...
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Hawa me bindaas ud raha tha Gaalib
hawa me betaab ud raha tha Gaalib
hawa me aajaad ud raha tha Gaalib
Phir
Phir Kya......
RUK GAYEE HAWA,GIR GAYA GAALIB .......
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TUHAAR CHEHRA MOTI SAMAAN,
TUHAAR CHEHRA MOTI SAMAAN,
TUHAAR CHEHRA MOTI SAMAAN,
MOTI HAMAAR KUTTE KA NAAM! .......
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kabhi kisi ko muquamal jahan nahi milta.....
kahin zameenn to kahin aasamaan nahi milta
tere jahaan mein aisa nahi ki pyaar na ho ....
jahan umeed ho iski wahan nahi milta...
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Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
tadapte dil kil aas ho tum,
bujti jindagi ki sas ho tum,
phir kaise na kahu?kuchh "KHAAS" ho tum....!
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Log kahte hain ki hame aadat hain muskurane ki,
Vo kya jane, Ye bhi ek ada hain gam chhupane ki
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"Har dil fariyad nahi karta,
Har koi kisiko yaad nahi karta;
Hum bhule tumhe ek palke liye,
Is baat pe dil aetbar nahi karta!"
yaad karke tujhko-e-dost
har khushi kam lagti hai ,
honthon par hansi hai par
aankhen num lagti hain.
yaad karte hai yaaron ko,
yaadon se dil bhar aata hai.
kabhi saath raha karte the sab,
aaj milne ko dil taras jata hai.
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Apni to har shaam ek Nashe mein Guzar jati hai
ik din shaam nashe me hongi aur hum guzar jaayenge.
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Aankho ki zooban woo samajh nahi paate
honth hain magar hum kuch kah nahi paate.
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
koi hai jis ke bina hum rah nahi paate.
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dil gumsum zubaan khamosh,
ye aakhen aaj num kyu hain?
Jinhe kabhi paaya hi na tha,
unhe aaj khone ka gum kyu hai? ----Tanha Dil
A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
Walking through the breeze on calm evening holding the hands I wish could hold onceI'm nostalgic about something that never happened
:))
from Phagwara, District Kapurthala. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army" "Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight" Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Arrey O! Main kya.. " said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again. "Mr. Hussein, it is Gurmukh, I'm call ing from Phagwara STD, the war still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Saddam asked. "Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor." Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke." "Oh teri ....." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you." Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!" Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surro unded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back." Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day. "Kiddan, Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war." "I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart" "Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!"
